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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which is the most liked web series in India?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why are US customs agents so talkative? I cringed hard when a US customs agent asked me if I was on vacation. He doesn’t need to know why I went to another country as long as I am a U.S. citizen.

No go.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Mountaineers Defeat Kentucky to Advance to Super Regionals - West Virginia University Athletics

Loons and Moons

So they tried

share office space ...

Dad Assumed Tingling in His Hands Was Just Pins and Needles. Days Later, He Was Paralyzed: ‘Had to Sleep with My Eyes Open’ - AOL.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

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Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the most comfortable heel height for women's dress shoes and what are the differences between wearing high heels and lower heels?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

What's wrong with white women?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

CBO estimates Trump's bill could add $2.4T to deficit, leave 11 million without health insurance - ABC News

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

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